Posted by
Grampus on Sunday, November 19, 2006 12:19:04 PM
The heaviest element known to science is Politicserium. The element has no protons or electrons but has a nucleus composed of one neutron, one vice-neutron, 535 wannabe’ neutrons…all milling about in circles. Politicserium has a half-life of 2 – 6 years at which time it does not decay but continually institutes a series of corruptisms by a certain number of its neutrons leading to what can only be described as a faux-reorganization. During this period, some of the neutrons are replaced, however the molecular structure of the element is held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
Grampus