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Pelosi Satire

By: G.Marnier - SatireNewsService

After much speculation by California voters, Democrat Liberalista U.S. Representative Nancy Pelosi supported Arnold Schwerzenegger's bid to be Governor after he announced that if elected, he would raise taxes in the state.

Pelosi is nationally recognized as a champion of anti-war protesters; military bashers; late-term abortion advocates; environmentalists; homosexual, bi-sexual, tri-sexual, trans-sexual, multi-sexual and sexually unidentified voters and those who oppose tax cuts because such action would affect government funding of the afore mentioned agendas.

At a press conference following her endorsement, Pelosi was asked by Peter Jennings of ABC about her views on the Middle-East crisis: "I see no connection between Iraq, Osama bin Laden, al-Qaida and what the Republican's are calling 'terrorism'. We don't live there. What do we know?"

After telling Jennings to stop clapping and jumping up and down and blocking other people's view, a reporter for SNS asked Pelosi if stories about  womanizing, drug use and nude photographs circulating on the internet were true, did she think that was an appropriate resume for the governor of a state.

"This is California. We understand those things. People have to express themselves by their own standards. That's what liberalism is all about."


Grampus

P.S.   BTW, expressing yourself by their own standards is a doctrine of Islam...Takfir...each is free to choose their own way of worship (except when you disagree with them.)
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